Raw LLM Responses

Good. I had to make cookies last weekend. I had to disable my ad blocker, my VPN, my browser guard, and reading mode to even load the page. Once the page DID load, I had to scroll past 9 stories about this asshole's dog leading him to realize baking was his fulfillment of God's Great Design, his brother's uncle's cousin (thrice removed) niece's roommate's dentist's esthetician's infant son's robot toy's random comment that sparked the inspiration for this recipe (God's will was apparently not enough), and once I FINALLY reached the ingredients... the fucking page reloaded. Scroll by it all again just in time to have all the ads pop in for round 2, moving the ingredients up and down, making it impossible to take a screen shot. Finally get the ingredients centered, take a screenshot; the SS has an ad in it that popped in between me starting to press the SS button and finishing pressing it; scroll down, more ad pops moving the page, take a SS of the second half of all 6 lines of total ingredients. Oh wait, I need instructions and shit too. 27 minutes of infuriatingly difficult page navigation, reloads, ad pops and unexpected twists that his brother's uncle's cousin (thrice removed) niece's roommate's dentist's esthetician's infant son's robot toy WAS HIS DOG THE WHOLE TIME, I manage to take 6 more screenshots and stitch them together to make a single screenshot of instructions. Fuck whoever is doing this and ruining the internet with a barbed-wire-wrapped tire iron. It's by far the worst on Pinterest and recipe sites. I just wanted some ginger snap cookies to enjoy with hot cocoa around a fire with my wife. Never again. I hope they all go bankrupt and baking becomes a lost art/science/house of fucking *witchcraft* and we all have to figure it out again from scratch, while poltergeists' echoes of, "set it at 350..." and, "don't over-beat the batter..." wail off the walls of our ancestral homes.