Raw LLM Responses

For this boss, don't ghost. Day-1: Call and say you're running late but should be there in a bit, then call back a couple hours later and say you cannot make is at you are sick. If you are questioned note that the diarrhea is bad... real bad. Day-2: Don't call. When you are called state you couldn't phone as you were on the toilet so long the battery just died. Day-3: Your great grandma died, but you should be in by 3:00 Day-4: Your great grandpa is in the hospital - he had a heart attack at the mortuary. Day-5: "Great Gramp's funeral is tomorrow." Week 2 (assuming you are still scheduled) Day-1: Car trouble.... yada yada yada. Force that idiot of a boss to cover for you as long as you can.