Raw LLM Responses

Here’s GPT-4 with the same exact prompt (scout’s honor): “Two sailors were stranded on a deserted island with only a rabbit as their companion. One day, they found a magical lamp and decided to each make a wish. The first sailor said, "I wish for a boat and a map, so I can get off this island and return home!" *Poof!* A boat and map appeared. The second sailor, not wanting to be left behind, wished, "I wish for a helicopter, so I can fly home and avoid the ocean!" *Poof!* A helicopter appeared. Just as they were about to part ways, the rabbit hopped up to them and said, "Hey, what about me?" Feeling guilty, the two sailors decided to give the rabbit their final wish. The rabbit thought for a moment and then said, "I wish for a stylish hat and sunglasses, so I can enjoy my time on this island in style!" *Poof!* The rabbit was now the coolest bunny on the island. As the sailors left the island, they couldn't help but laugh at their unexpected island adventure, where they gained not just a way home, but a fashionable rabbit friend!” I prodded it to write a punchline with the joke rather than just a cute story, and it did improve a bit, but I can’t say I laughed: “Of course! Here's another attempt at a joke for you: Two sailors and a rabbit were stranded on a deserted island. The sailors spent their days fishing and foraging for food, while the rabbit hopped around, enjoying the lush grass. One day, the sailors came up with a plan to build a raft and sail away from the island. As they discussed their plan, the rabbit overheard them and decided to help. The next morning, the sailors woke up to find a fully built raft waiting for them on the shore. Amazed, they looked at the rabbit and asked, "How on earth did you manage to build this raft?" The rabbit replied, "Well, you know what they say - hare today, raft tomorrow!"”